I am a bit of a ‘Jonah’ when it comes to eating out. Far too many family meals out have led to me trying to make an order and what I want is completely out of stock. This could be a drink or a main course but happens all the time. It has become…

I will probably never blend in. Too fat, too loud, too colourful, too unusual. You name it, I am probably it. And I am more than happy with that, thank you very much. I do my own thing and don’t worry about what people think. When it comes to my looks and style I…